So in the world of Tumblr Roleplay, there are these lovely things called "Magic Anons" that you must obey. They can be anything. But they're magical, so no matter how much or how little sense it makes... well you have to do it.

Of course I get THIS as my magic anon: "write a drabble about your character masturbating to the thought of a person they like"

And um.
Yeah this was born.

Honestly there's nothing terribly explicit about this piece of writing, but I'm filing under mature anyways.